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[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Parents who say, “If you’re feeling well enough to play video games, you’re feeling well enough to go to school!” don’t seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.

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[likeafieldmouse]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

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[narramin]

cinema peaked at Star Trek: The Original Series

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[under-the-arch]

[under-the-arch]

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[blanketsandanime]

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

[gemghosts]

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER

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[thepersephonecabin]

shoutout to everyone making progress that no one recognized because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. i see you and i am so, so proud of every little step you’re making in the right direction.

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[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

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[endless-puppies]

Puppy bundle!

[uryyybel]

[Hello!]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[kellyclowers]

It’s a mink